Hello followers! I thought I'd share with you this rich nugget of magic (but not really!)
READ ! This isnt fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten events in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry or i wanna go out with you
According to this, this isn't at all fake! So of course, being the trusting kind, I chose to believe it! I mean, come on, how can you argue with somebody who has such impeccable spelling skills, and such a grasp on grammar? So anyhow, I DID post this on ten other events! Then I set my alarm clock to alert me in fifty three minutes (a bit oddly specific, don't you think?), all a twitter, waiting for my crush to call me! You know what happened? Absolutely nothing. I sat there crying, using up two and half boxes of kleenex! (product placement!) What I really love about this one is the punishment for not reposting this ten times. "u will se a little dead girl in your room tonight" And what exactly will said dead girl be doing? Because if you just see her, it isn't so terrifying. Especially if she's dead-for she never mentioned anything about her state of animation, whether she's a zombie or a ghost. Presumably she is just a corpse, that mysteriously appears in your bedroom, which, while being quite unnerving, isn't exactly scary. What IS scary is the lack of proper English. "U"? "Se"? AND NO PERIOD?!?!
I am personally outraged by both the lack of truth, and the lack of grammar. What better way to show outrage then through music? This ones for you, lDG (little dead girl)
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